1. For the love of god, stop holding up your camera phone to take pictures. It’s a camera phone for christs sake, there’s no such thing as “a good shot”. Just take the picture already.
2. I don’t care if it’s at a Skynard concert, you’re not funny when you yell “Freebird!!”
3. If you ever yell “sit down”, you’re too old to be at that concert.
4. Longhairs only: At a packed GA show, don’t swing your head around so much. I don’t want to taste your hair.
5. Don’t wait until the lights go down and then shove your way to the front. It’s a good way to get your hair set on fire by that psycho with a lighter behind you.
6. Listen, we all have great stories. But there’s a time and place to tell them. If you have to scream in your buddy’s ear to be heard, that means it’s time to shut up.
7. Some day I’m going to witness a nutbar shoving a glow-stick up someone’s ass, and I gotta tell you, I’m probably not going to do anything to stop it. So stop throwing them.
8. You’d think this goes without saying.. but since it still happens, some of you are guilty. If there’s no pit, don’t. slam. into. me.
9. Just because it’s a self-serve bar, doesn’t mean you don’t tip the bartender*
10. If you’re standing near a taper, please shut up.

What’d I miss?

*=alright, not specific to concerts

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