Never Have To Mow Your Lawn Again (a politically incorrect joke)
This is almost entirely not music related. Emo’s will be offended.
Never Have To Mow Your Lawn Again
That’s right. Tired of wasting away your precious weekends out in the yard. Cutting the grass out in the heat. Bugs everywhere. Wasting your time that could be well spent doing what YOU want. That’s right spend your weekends how YOU want.
Well, now we have a way that’s simple AND affordable…
EMO LAWN…Yes, Emo Lawn. Plant, nurture, love and water your new Emo Lawn only to watch it cut it’s self every week. No matter how much time you spend with or away from your yard it will do what it was meant to do…cut itself. Nice, neat even lines. No worries about feeding or watering…Emo Lawn takes care of it self.
This patented new technology is designed after those tight clothes wearing, black hair dyed youngsters that just love to slice and dice themselves.
Don’t waste another Saturday afternoon doing things you don’t want to do. Plant an Emo Lawn today. You’ll be grateful you did.
Brought to you by the people who gave you Anorexic Septic…the septic tank that purges all by itself.
